Funny birthday wishes

Wish someone you like a very happy birthday. Make someone smile on the most important day of the year. Here you can find some hilarious birthday wishes. Be original and funny with a fantastic birthday wish.
Be aware! This collection of unique birthday wishes has the potential of making someone burst into a fit of laughter. 

Happy Birthday to you,
you live in a zoo,
you smell like a monkey,
and you look like one too.

You have reached the age where all compliments will be followed by for your age.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.

There is always a child in every person, I wonder where it's hiding now. 

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust
me it’s better than the alternative.

Inside everyone sits a younger person wondering why you turned out this way. 

Birthdays are a good thing. It's statistically proven that people who have the most of them live the longest.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

You will need a very large birthday cake for all those candles. 

It’s sad to grow old, but luckily age comes with great wisdom. To bad you keep forgetting how wise you are. 

Soon your body gives you a list of things it’s not going to do anymore.

Women lie about their age, men forget they allready passed 18.

Age we get for free, wisdom appears to be expensive.

Getting old isn't to bad when you consider the altenative you have.  

Today you're still only 18 years old but with lots of experience.

Today I get reminded to the fact that you're still older than me.  

Don't worry about getting older, a person like you can be immature for life.

I am sending you this message early, later on this day you will need to take a nap.